दोस्तों आज लाया हूँ दुनिया के सबसे अच्छे whatsapp status सिर्फ आप के लिए
1] Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !
2] You only live once, so do everything twice.
3] Character acchha hona chahiye, surat to Gujarat mein bhi hai.
4] After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
5] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
6] The sun is somewhere shining even when it rains.
7] I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
8] Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.
9] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
10] When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!
12] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
13] Can’t talk, telepathy only!
14] Q is just O with a cigar.
16] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :
17] move on…
18] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
everybody else. …….
26] “Please don’t ge
20] Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset. ……..
21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
23] The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
24] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like
t confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
28] That awkward moment between birth and death is life.
29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…! ………
30] I just saved lot of money by LIC life insurance ……..By not having any.
31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food
32] Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
34] Whattsapp status is loading…
35] Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.
36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
37] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..
38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
39] Too busy to update a status.
40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
42] I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder. ….
43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”
44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
51] Waiting for wi-fi network.
52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
53]Life’s not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!
54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
58] Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
59] There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
62] Status under construction.
63] Take Life, one cup at a time!
64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.
65] Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life
69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p
72] The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot
75] I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.
76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….
80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature
81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
82] Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin
83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –
84] Without me its just awsome.
85] Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory
86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
90] I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.
91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
101] Hey there….. be there.
102] My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
103] Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… It is all about dancing in the rain!
104]At times I wish I could change the past… but sometimes the past changes you.
105]LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
106] Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.
107] The awesome moment when your mom thinks that you have no money for school and gives you more.
108] Do not drink and drive ……….. you might spill the drink.
109] … is not typing
110] The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.
111] Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.
112] Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!
113] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
114] sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world
115] If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
116] Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
117] Girls who say “a lot of guys are after me” should remember that cheap prices attract many costumers.
118] Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world. Even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.
119] That awkward moment when you accidentally hit send while deciding whether or not you were going to send it.
120] Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother. She gave birth to a legend
121] Be crazy. Be stupid. Be Silly. Be weird. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy.
122] I have had a horribly busy day converting OXYGEN to CARBON DIOXIDE.
123] The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
124] Busy playing , kindly cooperate!
125] When a door closes, an incognito window opens.
126] Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
127] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
128] Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
129] The Earth without Art is just Eh.
130] Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
131] I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
132] Never forget yesterday, But always live for today… Cuz you never know what tomorrow can bring, Or what it can take away…
133] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
134] Don’t copy my status
135] Hey,you are reading my status again??
136] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!
Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Everyone comes in our life for a reason. Those who don’t have any, stay.
Life goes on……With or without you
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
With the change in seasons,people change people from their life
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
Silence is the most loud voice.
Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.
No expectations, No disappointments.
Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.
A simple hello could lead to million things.
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.